fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

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buttlid:

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ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

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Friends new tattoo

Friends new tattoo

jasonthegleek:

Lauren Alaina is set to debut her new single “Barefoot and Buckwild” on American Idol Top 3 results next week!

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wurnbo:

is it rude to shoot yourself in the face when someones talking

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